ME: Do You need counselling? [quoting website] http://sarahwhitetherapy.com/
FRIEND: yeah but where’s the fukin’ mohair
ME: Mohair Counselling…Yeah that’s what u need
FRIEND: as long as there wearing head to toe
ME: In which case, why not just talk to a ball of wool!
FRIEND: don’t ya mean two
ME: Three maybe???
FRIEND: I’m not that weird
ME: No yr actually quite normal….