ME: Hey mate, meet me at IGA at 4pm. My train arrives 3.39 but I need to go to the bank first, OK? See you at 4.
FRIEND: Done
ME: Let you know, we have company. Thatcher, Tolley, The Chataeu, Coonawarra and Scarecrow. OK???
FRIEND: Gee, but what will we drink?
ME: Tea!
FRIEND: With toast.
ME: Wot spread, legs or spoof?
FRIEND: Read your bloody book will ya.
ME: Which one?
FRIEND: Portnoy’s Complaint