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    While I’m on a roll, I’m gonna blog about something I never thought I would. The cochlear implant. Yes, that damn thing. I could describe it as an infestation, of biblical proportions, but I will try to be impartial and abstain from making any sarcastic comments, but irony, there will be aplenty. I’m Australian. How [...]

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  • It’s Rebuke a Gay Weekend! Glory!
    Jesus just told me, with suspicious cheerfulness, that it is so-called “Gay Pride” this weekend. Since God created me in His image, I have selflessly devoted my life to passing on the favor by trying to make everyone just like me. As such, nothing is more galling than people I don’t approve of being happy. [...]

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  Alzheimer's advantage : You can help plan your own surprise parties

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  Steve and Tom were a committed couple, having met in college 25 years before while in college. After many years of togetherness, there were at times frayed nerves.

  One evening, Tom, thinking he was being funny, said to Steve, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

  Steve was not amused, and decided that he simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

  The next morning, Tom took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

  'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Steve', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

  Steve replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

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